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by Montle Moorosi / 25.05.2011

Its not very often that I wake up and wish I was a 30 year old something white guy from Durban in a rap group called the Sif Ous, but today is that day. These guys are living proof that South African hip hop isn’t all about coffee shop afrocentric banter or guys from Johannesburg talking about “swag”. This is that siff shit. “The hair around my areola tickles your mom’s mouth”. Fuck Oddfuture and that Tyler the Kreator bullshit. The Sif ous wear leather jackets, Osiris skate shoes, eat their own poo and say things like “big cocks, I love big cocks”. Siff ous for life dawg!

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RESPONSES (22)
  1. Lizzy says:
    May 25, 2011 at 8:47 am

    dont think any of the sif ous have reached the 30 age bracket yet, but hey, i might be wrong…

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  2. Anonymous says:
    May 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    the fat token ethnic guy must be clocking at least 40…
    these guys really take themselves seriously

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  3. Billy says:
    May 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Hate the band and their music, but love the article. Nicely fucking done man.

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  4. Billy Pineapples says:
    May 26, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Fuck all of you, choke on my dick. How many fucking Billy’s are there? Eat our shit, you cunt; then fuckoff; then die. I’m in the band, and it’s the best shit your bitch-cock ears will ever hear.

    Montle, you’re a fucking Sif Ou and if anybody tells you otherwise they’re a lying POES. Also, lovely article.

    Age wise, the Sif Ou’s are respectively:

    Bill Sykes – 27
    Point Five – 29
    Apathetic – 20 something

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  5. creepy steve says:
    May 26, 2011 at 3:14 am

    at anonymous “the fat token ethnic guy” point 5 is maybe the best rapper in the crew, he’s not ethnic he’s bi-racial , i find him more voluptuous than fat and you know what else, you can go eat a big cock, the sif ou’s are the most serious novelty act in the game right now

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  6. Billy Pineapples says:
    May 26, 2011 at 3:24 am

    Creepy Steve is our DJ, so he’s biased, but correct nonetheless in the fact that you can all go eat big cock.

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  7. Gregory Sleaze says:
    May 26, 2011 at 8:35 am

    Billy pinnappels is the sexiest
    Epileptic Al …i love you…
    Fat K i just wanna….

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  8. Anonymous says:
    May 26, 2011 at 9:03 am

    who sits on the toilet with pants on? wheres the dedication?

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  9. King Mob says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:05 am

    I play these guys whenever i have a lady-friend over for dinner, ooh do they get the girls hot and sweaty, SIf-Ous fo Life YO!!!! hey guys, can i whip my cock out on the bench too? COz i don’t think there’s gonna be enough to go around when the first round of Bitter Re-wipes hits this comment thread….. Mahala just got Sif

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  10. Anominous says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:10 am

    what a bunch of wet tampons, so you guys just got together on an afternoon, ate shit, sucked dick, and made a music video??? thats EPIC!!!!

    Please invite me next time….i used to buy drugs for Busta Rhymes and when Tupac got shot, i was across the street having coffee with his momma. I love you okes

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  11. Bby Gns says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Point Fizzle, Billy Pizzle, Baby Jizzle… they spunk spattered in ya salad; drizzled.

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  12. big space says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:48 am

    after watching this….i have to move to durban…i love the osama tribute…that first guy rapping is uber deep yo..”ghengis mugabe”

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  13. moorosi man says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:50 am

    where do we get more sif ous music??????

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  14. Billy Pineapples says:
    May 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    It’s cumming. And when I say cumming, I mean ejaculating.

    Soon to a gutter near you, the 2nd video for the Sif Ous is gonna be a sexy slowjam drenched in slimy semen called ‘Hard ‘n Hot’.

    Prepare yourselves, things are only going to get worse from here.

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  15. Billy Pineapples says:
    May 26, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Listen to some of our other Sif tracks here:

    http://www.reverbnation.com/sif

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  16. polony says:
    May 26, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    best.

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  17. Point Five says:
    May 27, 2011 at 4:58 am

    @Anonymous “the fat token ethnic guy must be clocking at least 40…
    these guys really take themselves seriously” wtf dude? I’m only 25. It must’ve be the fake beard I made from yo moms pubes that had you confused, so I’ll forgive you… And no dude, we don’t take ourselves seriously. We take ourselves bout as seriously as statutory rape, which, let’s be honest, isn’t that serious. Big up Montle thanks for the appreciation.

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  18. Dr Christiaan Barnaard says:
    May 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    sif ou’s are the fucking dope sh1t, i listen to them while performing open heart surgery and keeps my skills INTACT i say. ps you should see the size of these guys penises, gomddamn

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  19. Sheila says:
    May 27, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    Don’t tempt fate.

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  20. Anonymous says:
    May 27, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    is this a really elaborate long road to these boys feeling ok about sucking each others cocks? stay tuned for the next episode.

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  21. marty says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Sif Ous 4 lyfe!
    they’ll shit in the shape of an 031 on your front lawn.
    wetttsexxx!

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  22. fan kzn says:
    July 13, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    When is sif ous gonna do a motherF show on the southcoast kzn bitches?

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