Comments on: Sex Whale Cult

By: Dr Seuss

Dr Seuss — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:50:18 +0000

now im hacked! there’s this beautiful woman with a celestial talent in voice and the best half of you can do in admiration is speculate as to good she is in bed????!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!

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By: Dr Seuss

Dr Seuss — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:43:12 +0000

mister bahumbuggah, i may be envious as green turd, still i have my reservation about wether it all went down quite as u state. even if it were true, and envy again be my shackle, summin tells me ur a prick all the same. thats just my humble “fuck you” opinion. i imagine in you little fart-shaped box, you’d love to dismiss me as whatever the hell ye like. but u take Inge’s virtue (or as u might have me believe, her lack thereof) to the public spit-board. doos.!

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By: bahumbuggah

bahumbuggah — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 00:48:38 +0000

Yes Max, I know. Notwithstanding bizarre, touching fantasies here and there in the thread, I can in fact lay claim to having been ravished by Beckmann. On a single occasion, mind you, but that was enough. I am the man, I was there. Gentlemanly restraint forbids too much detail, but I can assure readers that I was not thrashed black & blue – which I rather expected, given her garb, but you can’t have everything.

The blessed event came about thus – one wet wintry night, I ducked into a venue at which Beckmann had just performed. I sought liquor, frankly, & was in no mood for idle chitchat. When an exhilarated Beckmann beamed at me for no reason, I snapped, “What’ve you got to be so damn cheerful about?”

“I’ve just finished performing.”

“Oh. Didn’t know they had strippers here, sorry I missed it.”

“Well, you could come home with me.”

So I did. Nothing better to do.

No doubt she thinks of me often, a mysterious godlike figure

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By: jimmy

jimmy — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:54:30 +0000

“the “big time” South African music industry is so inbred and small that, instead of real acts, it produces hyper-inflated whales, that float not because of talent, but because of trend and cool”

on point.

(if you can tell, i’m commenting as i read the post)

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By: jimmy

jimmy — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:51:59 +0000

“passing out the kool-aid”

lol

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By: Hadder

Hadder — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:51:03 +0000

Mahala is a platform for HATERS…I have to agree with select comments above…you jerks seem to attend gigs for fodder to hate over. lighten the fuck up

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By: ...

... — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:02:17 +0000

fuck you flintstoner. getting caught up and doing smoething for the SA music scene is what defines some peoples lives. What is it you’re dedicated to? getting high with dinosaurs?

PS: I fucking LOVE that mercury banned Max for this article. it just betrays kevin / sean / mike and the mercury ‘massive’ (mostly balding, chubby, and ten years older than anyone else in the venue) as the aging old out of touch springbok nude girl fanatics they are. we peaked since the nudies guys, just letting you know.

mercury in it’s entirity is suffering because of those old idiots. the club feels dated. quieter. boring. stagnant. they think they’ve created an institution but they’re slowly killing a white mammouth.

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By: filipa

filipa — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:58:18 +0000

@flintstoner – you couldn’t have said it better!!

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By: FlintStoner

FlintStoner — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:13:22 +0000

Who really cares about the music seen in SA? I mean really, who? And those that do answer that question; who are they? I will tell you, a bunch of boring losers that need to feel that they are part of something so they write stories about bands that are going nowhere in the world. But let the kids have there fun they need a reason to be cool.

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By: eddie-gone-by-bye

eddie-gone-by-bye — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:49:54 +0000

lets play a game called if SA music is kak what is better ?

and then lets all fly over to Australia with the rest of the complainers…..

you could probably have written the same review for bjork rodger. then people would have been throwing things at you for real….

and jusis but eve from frown caravan is kak ( had to get that off my chest)

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