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I Love You But I’ve Chosen Dogbox

by Roger Young, images by Justin McGee / 06.09.2010

Somehow it’s 3am and I’m bleeding. I’m looking up at the lights that are swirling past while lying in the back of a strange bakkie. I saw a sign to Joburg a little while ago so I know I’m safe, in a manner of speaking, and I pass out again.

By ten thirty the venue has hit capactity. they’ve already had to close the doors, well stop people coming in, there are no doors at Hotbox Studio, a place that reminds me of my inbred cousin’s house in Pinetown. Everytime I’ve been here I’ve woken up in some new and strange room feeling slightly abused.

Loosely, I’ve hooked up with a group of people who fell out of a car, clutching five litre wine jugs as I was walking down the road. They’re bitching about the 18 year drive from Joburg. We shuffle in through the bounced fifteen year olds in the driveway and are smacked in the face with a seething mass of electrokids and tuksdrinkers. It’s a battle to the death between flouro and plaid. There is some kind of offensive psspspsptsppspssppspttbwooooooonbwooooon sound coming from the patio that’s become the stage. It’s one of those moments where you wish the word “awesome” hadn’t been so over fucking played. It’s a joyous fight to the bar to start drinking Sparberry Rum as quickly as possible. My heart is sore and I want to do some serious forgetting.

Double Adaptor are playing, Macaulay Culkin’s Party Monster voice wheedles out over the cheeky dancey electro. Screens everywhere, a screen on the roof even, light bouncing off the suburban business district trees; a mass of stupid colour and skank is stomping the dancefloor, the danceground, the battlefield. It’s an epic celebration of release. An incredibly good looking man and his boyfriend climb on a table and make out furiously to the sounds of Daft Punk, the table collapses; they fall like trees, hit the ground hard without separating; a fucking beautiful orgy of style and rut.

Le Castle Vania breaks his set in hard with electro legendary tracks from “Head’s Will Roll” and rave cheese, “What is Love (Baby Don’t Hurt Me)”. But soon he’s macking the entire floor with his spacious bouncy squelchy vibes, his blondness nothing more than superficial, this is a man with dark hair. There is an angry raver chick in leather giving finger to the sky. Some girl on the dancefloor is dancing so hard she starts peeing down her leg. Pretoria, so there is a collective accepting shrug and the beat air punches us through. I need Sparberry Rum like it’s blood. I need a spaceship. I need air. I find myself in the kitchen. There is a bearded man literally sweating from his face and directing a savage black man with amazing hair and fearsome teeth into assaulting passers by. Haezer is playfighting with some dude and they’re throwing themselves into pine cupboards. It’s an explosion of pre-school regression. It’s fucking beautiful.

Haezer comes on the decks like the barrels in Donkey Kong are filled with robotic hornets. It’s a mosh pit of electropunk; dark and dirty. The whole smiling and hard dancefloor is pulsing like a VHS copy of Tron. The lighting guy is toyi toying on a speaker. The angry raver is getting down deep, sometime during “Here Come The Punks”, some guy next to her grabs her bag off her shoulder in glee and decides to share it with the audience, he sails it out over the crowd and she turns and in one swift Ralph Macchio move punches him in the face, laughing, laughing. She hits him again, he hits the floor, people move away, “WTF!” She screams into a gap in the music. And when sledgehammer beat slams in again, she pulls him up and they dance like mad children. Haezer climbs on the decks and stage dives into an unaware crowd, they part in panic, he hits the ground, hard and bounces up like some deranged slinky. I need a hot dog and go outside. The bounced fifteen year olds, obviously still waiting for their moms are huddled around the driveway. The cops arrive and shut it down.

Exhausted, my anger, my hurt and my mischief thrown all over the dancefloor; I’m weirdly sated; relieved and sad, because I know I can never go home again. I get on the freeway and start hitching. The last thing I remember thinking is, do people even do this anymore?

Hotbox Studios

At Dogbox Fuck You means I Love You

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he only guy here not having a blast is the guy smoooshing his face into the yellow shirt

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What do you wanna do tomorrow Pinky? Take over the world? Again! Nah, let's just nap

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I want Squelch, I don't need Oooonts! My Jacket is Oooonts.

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There are angels within angles within something. Just press send bitch!

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Dishwashers on fire, sailors and rich girls. I love you, the end.

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Background girl is background

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It's okay, let your dirty mind do it. She's even thinking it.

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In twenty years kitty paw moves will be the new Hammer Time.

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Fuck Yeah! As defined by people with shitty t-shirts

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Obligatory everything worked out okay in the end picture

All images © Justin McGee.

Read the Origins of a Dogbox Story and Dylan Muhlenberg’s Imaginary Account.

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RESPONSES (15)
  1. Team Roger says:

    waaaaaaaaaay better than Muhlenfag’s piece.

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  2. damndemons says:

    roger 1, dylan 0

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  3. MikeTheGreek says:

    This party melted my face off. The vulcan giving the finger to the world, was surprisingly appealing by the end of the evening. When Le Castle Vania threw his towel into the crowd, a generation lost their minds.

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  4. Anonymous says:

    Sparberry Rum??? Must try that.

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  5. BM says:

    jsus. you can be a dj from the US with a rad haircut, schooled on Michael Alig and the club kids, you can take it all to a new level of irony, but ffs if you’re gonna tour south africa and play ‘what is love’ you’re ultimately just a cunt. its a shame when a whole new generation gets off on the musical detritus of the previous one.

    nice piece though. better than the other circle jerk one.

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  6. factchecker says:

    it was Haezer that played what is love.

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  7. Roger Young says:

    Sorry, it was a blur and I lost my note book, I had to piece so many memories together.

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  8. BM says:

    shame on Haezer then.

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  9. Rook says:

    great captions

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  10. landjager says:

    Now this is readable and engaging. Muhlenberg take note.

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  11. Noble says:

    Pure Splendour.

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  12. taryn says:

    Well done. This kicks the other’s ass. A pretty apt and accurate account of the evening. Love the pics!

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  13. jax says:

    would have been better if you were there though.

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  14. Roger Young says:

    Article note: All details in this piece were culled from interviews I did with people who were there, mixed in with my own general sense of the Dogbox parties from the ones I have been to. But yes, it would have been better if i was there, for me, because the last time i went I got so fucked I couldn’t make sense for a week.

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  15. lex says:

    i wasn’t going to go to dogbox this weekend but i feel like i have to now.

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