KIF. You might, looking at this, argue that car customising culture is a rash that causes a spate of unchecked and unrealistic expectations. It drives a pathology that makes you think that by putting a huge wing on the back of your Corolla brings it one step closer to being a Porsche. This verkakte old Datsun bakkie will never be 4 Spoilt Boyz. It’s destined for a farm near Klawer. This bakkie is not a status symbol. But, hell, we admire the optimism. To someone this is not a verkakte old rustbucket, this is a gleaming, golden chariot of envy.