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Poetry Reading, Bike Riding Hipster Douche Bag

Poetry Reading, Bike Riding Hipster Douche Bags


Kak. He’s got a one speed. He’s on an eco-author tour. He has
stonewashed skinny jeans and a fucking chest tattoo! Do you still want
us to lay off hipsters?

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  1. Sarah Dee says:

    I don’t know whether to Kif or Kak this.

    Kak on him, Kif on Mahala laying into hipster-dom.

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  2. Andy says:

    the general rule is that you kif or kak the article, not the contents. So this Kaelan douche is kak, but us pointing it out is kif… just kif it!

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  3. Lizzy says:

    no really, who cut this man’s hair? he looks a bit like a hipster version of Frankenstein’s monster…

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  4. dorin says:

    Lou Ferrigno’s stylist. “Don’t make me douchey. You won’t like me when I’m douchey.”

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  5. Brett says:

    Did you steal this right off http://www.latfh.com?

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  6. Andy says:

    Ask Edmonds…

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  7. Luke says:

    Yeah, imagine magazines set-up photo-shoots for promotional reasons? You guys better send this through to carte blanche asap! Hopefully they can do an insert about magazine covers and advertisers lying to us! Oh wait…

    Since Mahala can’t get off it’s own ass and do a speck of research, ie: googling it, here is a blurb with a bit more insight and info (and pictures of the actual bike he’ll be using)


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  8. Andy says:

    thanks Luke… that’s how we at Mahala roll… we post-research our shit.

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  9. anon and on says:

    podgy fuck should pedal more and pose less.

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  10. Roger Young says:

    From the article linked above:

    ” Leaving behind their not so green cell phones, computers and cars, the two friends move with packed tents, sleeping bags, vegan energy bars, a few changes of clothes and some reading material. The duo is relying on friends and friendly organic farmers who are preparing them eco-friendly, healthy food. To take the eco-friendly challenge a little further, Kaelan is sacrificing on processed meats. Kittredge, a filmmaker, is documenting the biking trip, which will eventually be made into a stand-alone film..”

    Where do you want me to start?

    How about the not so green digital camera? So much for your zero emission trip, buddy.

    But I like the Vegan energy bar / non processed meat combo as well.

    We shoulda done the research, there’s a whole article in here.

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  11. Andy says:

    Fcuk that’s just what I want right now… vegan energy bars! Great name for a band actually.

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  12. Rook says:

    Edmonds could’ve found it at the source… http://www.pw.org/content/julyaugust_2010_0

    He strikes me as the kind of guy who just might have a secret subscription to Poets & Writers… just wait until Mahala releases an anthology of his Trotsky-inspired sonnets!

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  13. J. Edgar Hoover says:

    Edmonds is a poet. And he rides a bike. This is a picture of his spirit animal.

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  14. brandon edmonds says:

    The lot of you can lap at my squidgy childless balls…

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  15. Donal Davern says:

    I hope the heart-shaped saddle splits while he’s going over a speed bump. A skewered poet would stand a chance of making headlines, and perhaps even unwittingly advance the eco cause… but mainly it would just be divine retribution. What a douche.

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  16. Katoey says:

    Is it wierd that i want to take a shit on his chest ?

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  17. creepy steve says:

    @ andy: “we post-research our shit.” and work out the post-rationale up front. love it
    i want this man to read me volumes of his shitty poetry in the tent at night on our bike holiday

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  18. Andy says:

    Steve… that can be arranged. Edmonds has his FB details

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  19. TomD says:

    Christ, please don’t pretend that Mahala itself isn’t one big fucking hipster wankathon.

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  20. Anonymous says:

    So it has been decreed by the high priest Mahala:

    Burn your stone washed skinny jeans! And should your chest be emblazoned with the devil’s ink, may God have mercy on your soul!

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  21. Michelle Marais says:

    Is this guy allergic to style?

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  22. anon says:

    hey, try offbeatnix words of Dovin Melhee 🙂

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