Kak. He’s got a one speed. He’s on an eco-author tour. He has
stonewashed skinny jeans and a fucking chest tattoo! Do you still want
us to lay off hipsters?
Poetry Reading, Bike Riding Hipster Douche Bags
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I don’t know whether to Kif or Kak this.
Kak on him, Kif on Mahala laying into hipster-dom.
the general rule is that you kif or kak the article, not the contents. So this Kaelan douche is kak, but us pointing it out is kif… just kif it!
no really, who cut this man’s hair? he looks a bit like a hipster version of Frankenstein’s monster…
Lou Ferrigno’s stylist. “Don’t make me douchey. You won’t like me when I’m douchey.”
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa25/jdottdot/LouFerrigno.jpg
Did you steal this right off http://www.latfh.com?
Ask Edmonds…
Yeah, imagine magazines set-up photo-shoots for promotional reasons? You guys better send this through to carte blanche asap! Hopefully they can do an insert about magazine covers and advertisers lying to us! Oh wait…
Since Mahala can’t get off it’s own ass and do a speck of research, ie: googling it, here is a blurb with a bit more insight and info (and pictures of the actual bike he’ll be using)
http://www.greendiary.com/entry/la-based-author-makes-zero-emission-trip-to-promote-his-eco-book/
thanks Luke… that’s how we at Mahala roll… we post-research our shit.
podgy fuck should pedal more and pose less.
From the article linked above:
” Leaving behind their not so green cell phones, computers and cars, the two friends move with packed tents, sleeping bags, vegan energy bars, a few changes of clothes and some reading material. The duo is relying on friends and friendly organic farmers who are preparing them eco-friendly, healthy food. To take the eco-friendly challenge a little further, Kaelan is sacrificing on processed meats. Kittredge, a filmmaker, is documenting the biking trip, which will eventually be made into a stand-alone film..”
Where do you want me to start?
How about the not so green digital camera? So much for your zero emission trip, buddy.
But I like the Vegan energy bar / non processed meat combo as well.
We shoulda done the research, there’s a whole article in here.
Fcuk that’s just what I want right now… vegan energy bars! Great name for a band actually.
Edmonds could’ve found it at the source… http://www.pw.org/content/julyaugust_2010_0
He strikes me as the kind of guy who just might have a secret subscription to Poets & Writers… just wait until Mahala releases an anthology of his Trotsky-inspired sonnets!
Edmonds is a poet. And he rides a bike. This is a picture of his spirit animal.
The lot of you can lap at my squidgy childless balls…
I hope the heart-shaped saddle splits while he’s going over a speed bump. A skewered poet would stand a chance of making headlines, and perhaps even unwittingly advance the eco cause… but mainly it would just be divine retribution. What a douche.
Is it wierd that i want to take a shit on his chest ?
@ andy: “we post-research our shit.” and work out the post-rationale up front. love it
i want this man to read me volumes of his shitty poetry in the tent at night on our bike holiday
Steve… that can be arranged. Edmonds has his FB details
Christ, please don’t pretend that Mahala itself isn’t one big fucking hipster wankathon.
So it has been decreed by the high priest Mahala:
Burn your stone washed skinny jeans! And should your chest be emblazoned with the devil’s ink, may God have mercy on your soul!
Is this guy allergic to style?
hey, try offbeatnix words of Dovin Melhee
http://www.amazon.com/nSpace-Dovin-Melhee/dp/0557221889/