Laduma Pissby Jon Monsoon / 13.05.2010
KIF or KAK?
It’s fun! It’s functional! It’s green apple scented! It seems that no area of sanctity is sacred as the world’s biggest game of men and their balls descends upon our fair land. Latest evidence of the impending insanity comes in the form of the soccer-themed “urinal screen”. The company peddling these dubious items of urninary joy boasts about their product’s “highly flexible” composition, enabling it to “mold to the shape of any urinal, including waterless urinals!” “The scented green urinal screen has 30 days of built-in deodorant protection, releasing a pleasant green apple scent” warbles the sales blurb. Not to mention the literal seconds of one-sided drunken fun you can have “aiming” the ball into the back net. (points off for dribbling.)
Hand ball, anyone?