Dear Farryl Purkiss. We totally respect the MOR folk that you do, it has its place and that’s great. But please don’t come on all John Mayer and try pretend that you are quirky with that stupid bow-tie and feather in your hat. It’s not going to work. And with the too small shirt it makes you look like the pony boy in an 80’s side show of a travelling pet shop boys show. Look earnest and wear plaid Dammit! It’s what we expect of you.