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Jabulani’s Balls

02.07.2010

KAK. Jabulani’s balls have been getting a lot of bad press lately. Some say they swing left, others say they swing right. The one thing we can confirm is that they’re very hard to keep down and tend to bobble all over the place, especially considering that Jabulani refuses to wear underwear.

But really we want to know why Jabulani’s balls have become such big news. Why does the world have a right to know how they behave. And why does Adidas run around claiming to own them? And why do the world’s highest paid sportsmen all have an opinion on this man’s gonads? Is this another example of the West trying to tame “wild” black sexuality? All we have to say is leave the man’s pap en worse alone.

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  1. liz says:

    they’re too hairy for my personal taste. rock a shave there, son.

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  2. Ati says:

    whats this story about really?

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  3. Moose says:

    This story is about big, black exciting, unpredictable balls. Something you obviously lack.

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  4. Al Funk says:

    In primary school we used to call that the brain and we asked girls if they wanted to see the ‘brain’. When they looked at us puzzled as if to ask what that is we would give them a quick jabulani, They all quickly learned to refuse to seeing the ‘brain’ but many were slightly traumatised I can imagine. It was the prank of pranks amongst my peers and worked specially well on school bus rides home where you had fuck all to do.

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  5. Andy says:

    Ati it’s about Jabulani balls – the same balls everyone at the FIFA world cup are fiddling with and complaing about how they swing and bobble – as if they’re filled with helium…

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  6. ncesh says:

    u cant score with those those small things.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    kwakwakwakwakwa hayi eish ja neh!

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  8. Luke says:

    what a laugh…. cant believe i missed this one till now!

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  9. Nihad says:

    wat did dis man do dat all da famous sportsmen keep complainin abt em 😛

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