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Jabulani’s Balls

02.07.2010

KAK. Jabulani’s balls have been getting a lot of bad press lately. Some say they swing left, others say they swing right. The one thing we can confirm is that they’re very hard to keep down and tend to bobble all over the place, especially considering that Jabulani refuses to wear underwear.

But really we want to know why Jabulani’s balls have become such big news. Why does the world have a right to know how they behave. And why does Adidas run around claiming to own them? And why do the world’s highest paid sportsmen all have an opinion on this man’s gonads? Is this another example of the West trying to tame “wild” black sexuality? All we have to say is leave the man’s pap en worse alone.

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