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Doggy Halloween

26.10.2010

This is going to be a horror orgy for the Necronomicon. Freddy Krueger and Ted Bundy doing Snow White doggy-style as a chorus of the undead laments her lost virginity. Want to join the party and get knocked up with a monster fetus? We have two double VIP tickets to give away and all you have to do to get your furry paws on them is tells us your ultimate monster cross-breed. Werewolf/Pinhead baby? Godzilla/Jacob Zuma offspring?

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  1. James Bondage says:

    Cthulhu’s head on Angela Lansbury’s body.

    H.P Lovecraft combined with Murder She Wrote. The horror! The horror!

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  2. damndemons says:

    James Bondage rolls a +6 attack roll. Engage Geek Sword, add another +3 magic damage.

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  3. Belinda met b says:

    max’s head, teejays hair, rogers body.

    Mahalanaaid. 🙂

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  4. King Zombiewerepirekong says:

    The nightmare I had about an Elton John/Kingkong/Unicorn cross-breed seemed ultimately scary….. but does it count as a cross-breed if Mr Elton comes standard as part unicorn?

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  5. Zeff Fan says:

    Die Antword mixed with SNOTKOP! O my horror!!!

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  6. Dean says:

    scariest shit i can imagine is:

    Idi Amin ( http://www.achart.ca/publications/images/amin_dada_lg.jpg / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin ) 6ft4, Ugandas heavy weight champion boxer for 9 years bad-ass solider overthrew the government mixed wit
    Venom ( http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/04/venom-thumb-400×372-16022.jpg / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venom_%28comics%29 )

    Idi Amin = Evil
    Venom = Evil

    Idiaom is Evil² x Shape shifting telepathic powers x military control and Pro boxer and therefore SUPER SCARY EVIL!!!

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  7. James Bondage says:

    Who clicked Kak on my comment? Bad sportsmanship, I say, bad sportsmanship.

    Here’s one:

    The Parlotones ego manifests in spirit form and takes possession of Louise Carver! 360 head and all!

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  8. kate says:

    A Chimera of Ian von memerty, ed jordan and the ghost of manto. Dressed up as Gonhorrea. Your eyes will spontaneously combust, ekse!

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  9. Zombie boy says:

    A younger Mugabe on roids, x gay(think he already is) Kurt darren. With a big black dildo covered in lumo paint…. smells like a porta loo at oppikoppi. Fokken Hectic!!!

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  10. Raymond says:

    Jeffery Dahmar / Vagina den tata

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  11. Roger Young says:

    These are lovely kids but you actually havr to email us so we can get hold of you. freebies@mahala.co.za or click the red “tells us” above, yo!

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