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Can’t Touch This


If you were in your teens sometime in the early 90s then this is possibly the most important tour to ever reach our shores. Imagine the combined awesomeness of Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer and that badass dude from Snap! Imagine if they had come in the summer of 1991. Panda-fucken-monium! Anyway, to celebrate our inner cheeseballs, thanks to our friends at Hunta Live, we’re dishing out sets of free double tickets to the Joburg and Cape Town legs of this jol. Just email us a few lines from “Ice Ice Baby”, “Can’t Touch This” or “Rhythm is a Dancer” and get ready to rumble!

MC Hammer


Johannesburg: Carnival City, Big Top Arena:
15th December @ 8pm (DJ from 7pm) – Doors open at 6pm
16th December @ 8pm (DJ from 7pm) – Doors open at 6pm

Cape Town: GrandWest, Grand Arena:
17th December @ 8pm (DJ from 7pm) – Doors open at 6pm

Tickets are available at Computicket
Tickets are priced between R200 – R450.

Turbo B

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  1. :) says:

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin’
    Quick to the point to the point no faking
    I’m cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon

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  2. Andy says:

    what are “the vegas”

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  3. :) says:

    You tell me?

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  4. :) says:

    do u prefer.. .

    My-my-my-my (U can’t touch this) music hits me so hard
    Makes me say,”oh my lord thank you for blessing me
    With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet”
    It feels good
    When you know you’re sown
    A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
    And I’m known as such
    And this is a beat-uh!
    U can’t touch this


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  5. :) says:

    or this.. .

    Rhythym is a dancer, it’s a soul’s companion
    You can feel it everywhere
    Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
    You can feel it in the air, Ooh


    worth tickets yet?

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  6. somone put that shit on a t-shirt already! says:

    south africa. where bands come to die.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    Lucky us right?

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  8. Previous Ex Girlfriend! says:


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