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Brendan Jack

Slacker To-Do List | Monday 28 November

by Brendan Jack / 28.11.2011

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  1. Brian Green says:

    Brendan Jack isn’t funny.

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  2. Andy says:

    Neither is Brian Green

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  3. The Police says:

    Is Brendan Jack that guy from Crazy Monkey and Straight Outta Benoni? ’cause then he seriously isn’t funny.

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  4. Turk says:

    find best price on used scooters and join Linked In… classic.

    Brian Green has never lolled. True story.

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  5. Brian Green says:

    I don’t claim to be a comedian.

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  6. Brendan Jack says:

    Brian, there’s no mention of ‘comedian’ in my Twitter bio – I hope this assuages the anger.
    Thanks for your feedback, I think you’re funny.
    The Police, you’re still a good band.

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  7. Brian Green says:

    No, you’re right. Nothing you’ve ever done has indicated you’re trying to make people laugh.

    My bad.

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  8. Brendan Jack says:

    Thanks for taking the time to write some more, Brian. As Nonhle Thema would say, ‘humbled’.

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  9. Bill says:

    Brian’s kinda funny after all…

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  10. Tom says:

    What was the best price you found on used scooters? Interested in getting myself some new wheels…..My knee and elbow pads are collecting dust.

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  11. Brian Green says:

    You’re welcome, Brendan. I’m here all day.

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  12. Brendan Jack says:

    Clearly. ; (

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  13. Eish says:

    Nice. Once upon a time my plan for the day would have looked just like that, if I’d gotten round to it.

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  14. Tom says:

    Fuck you then, keeping your used scooter bargains to yourself. I’m going to bing it and see what search results they come up with.

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  15. Periodz says:

    rofl.this is the funniest thing i have seen since schindler’s list.

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  16. kza says:

    “join linked-in” hilarious!

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  17. serious question says:

    is brendan the short fat one?

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  18. Anonymous says:

    I think Brendan Jack is funny.

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  19. poesKOP says:


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  20. Brendan Jack says:

    No im not, im just out of work at the moment . Everyone on this blog are just haters cos they havent had the same success as me , im coming back !

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  21. beherenow says:

    Well thats cool Brendan.
    Just come back slowly, once you have sorted your linkedin status, got a loan and a scooter.
    After cogitation about all of the above….

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  22. Margot says:

    I find this funny Brendan. I think the litmus test of people with a sense of humour is the ability to make themselves laugh, especially when they’re alone. My last run of unemployment was filled with stuff like this and I often found it kind of tragically, pathetically hilarious. You can tell that these humourless arseholes have never even made themselves smile.

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  23. perspective says:

    Brian Green is a shitload funnier than BJ. Rather ask him to write a list.

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