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Train to Ramfest

Shosholoza RAMFEST

by Kevin Goss-Ross, intro by Roger Young. / 04.03.2011

Prepare the obituaries. At least that sums up how I thought I was going to feel about the train to RAMFEST. But it was actually quite chilled. Mostly we drank and there was no emotional turmoil. Kevin tried to convince everyone he was Afrikaans and I looked for snacks. Writing about a train trip is essentially bogus but avoiding the MK camera crew at least made us feel legit. I promised the girl who went to Cape Town that this post wouild be up before she got there. I failed. We just got out the pool. Someone lost a thumb. Our shroom dealer just arrived. Fuck you, I’m Roger Young.

Train to RAMFEST

Dassies in Park station.

Train to RAMFEST

Ha ha ha young man, your penis is sooo small!

Train to RAMFEST

Fucking photographers and their fucking landscapes.

Train to RAMFEST

We are not your poverty porn. Seriously.

Train to RAMFEST

We left Linda in Beafort West. Thinking about new projects.

Train to RAMFEST

Gunty Love.

Train to RAMFEST

Prog Rock Wine

Train to RAMFEST

False dawn, false death.

Train to RAMFEST

Note position of third hand.

Train to Ramfest

Nothing to see, move along.

Train to RAMFEST

Pre Naked.

Train to Ramfest

I am thinking about your teeth.

Train to RAMFEST

Young, complicated love. With rating cards.

Train to RAMFEST

Contentment and sponsor pleasing.

Train to RAMFEST

If the coffee is shit only use one sugar.

Train to RAMFEST

The perfect High Five.

Train to RAMFEST

Whooooooo, no power!!

Train to RAMFEST

Photo from last year.

Train to Ramfest

Hot noses.

Train to RAMFEST

Two seconds later Kevins crotch was on fire.

Train to Ramfest

Fucking MK fame whores.

Train to Ramfest

Guy to girl ratio on train is kak, must surf cactus porn.

Train to Ramfest

Ja.

Train to Ramfest

More liberation.

Train to Ramfest

Prettiest girl on the train / only single girl on the train.

Train to Ramfest

Jazz gut.

Train to RAMFEST

How Mahala gets the scoops.

Train to Ramfest

Now remember to call on weekends and to floss.

Train to Ramfest

Welcome to Wine Country!

*All images © Kevin Goss-Ross.

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RESPONSES (18)
  1. Roger Young says:

    Shit, I gotta get a better ghost writer.

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  2. Muerte says:

    Haha. ‘remember to call on weekends and to floss’.

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  3. Lizzy says:

    photos=amazing.

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  4. Joeg says:

    Kevin goss is boss

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  5. Ferdi says:

    much cheaper than driving or flying?
    Cause that looks like a lot of fun!!!!

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  6. Anonymous says:

    the single lady has man hands.

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  7. Brian Green says:

    Liam Lynch is ginger!?!?!? WTF!

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  8. Pretty Single says:

    <3 at roger
    more <3 to goss-ross

    See u in the water_ bye CT_ hello Ramfest

    PS
    i assure u i have no man hands

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  9. Hyphen says:

    Photos = winning

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  10. creepola says:

    dude if i had a penny for every saying i’ve popularised that has been stolen by the staff at mahala re:gunty country

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  11. Molly Wolly says:

    Where can I buy these? I want to buy these! Where can I buy these??

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  12. Dean says:

    love 🙂

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  13. Kevin Goss-Ross says:

    Molly – if you are referring to prints you can email me at kgossross@gmail.com and we can make a plan. The people (apart from Roger that is) are unfortunately not for sale.

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  14. Henno Kruger says:

    Awesome 🙂 Lyk my ek het uitgemis daar in 1ste klas 😛

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  15. Steph says:

    “Fucking MK fame whores.”
    – So true

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  16. i am pw says:

    beautiful photographers kevin | nice captions roger.

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  18. sebonelo says:

    ahhh roger probs the best intro i have ever read , fuck you roger, wait i meant fuck yeah roger

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