
Off the Shelf
by Jean Rene Onyangunga / 13.08.2011In the future this picture will be used to depict the actual moment when hip hop lost all credibility
Last week there was a sneaker launch at Shelflife. In the void of actual socio-cultural significance we thought it was time for some gratuitous captions!

Trying to recreate the moment that killed hip hop

If you tag my tits next, I'll be a larney... hey it worked for Woodstock. Where's Freddy Sam when you need him?

The people in the jol we're not brave enough to write shit about

The gang sign for "tight sphincter"

Don't be distracted by the failed hip hop hand pump in the foreground it's the guy with the death ray vision on the left who freaks us out

Anal Probe hits the Bullseye!

In Cape Town it's hard to tell "victims" from "suspects"

You thought you were being funny... but when Brad sees this he's going to sandpaper your head in with that beard

We-Are-Spilling-White-Wine-On-Our-Shirts

Big Space shares a joke with his "financiers"

If you don't ask...

Let me tell you my little secret... I have the rest of the horse in my bedroom!
All images © Jean Rene Onyangunga.

