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Kola Boof and her Boobs

Kola Boof and her Boobs

by Lindokuhle Nkosi / 16.01.2012

Kola Boof, infamously immortalised in a documentary as “the whore of Africa”, has been linked to a long chain of controversial public persons. Muammar Ghaddafi (untrue, she says), Osama bin Laden (her story vascillates between being kept as a sex slave against her will, and admitting to being his mistress), Benjamin Netanyahu (she denies this), Sudanese opposition leader Hassan al-Turabi, Bobby Mugabe (just friends) and most recently our very own dancing president, the right honourable Jacob Zuma.

On Monday, the 2nd of January, Ms. Boof tweeted that Jacob Zuma had once sent her roses and invited her to South Africa to spend the weekend with him, after complimenting her on her, “huge, natural boobs”.

And then followed up with: “But “I am NOT flying to South Africa to be fucked for an entire weekend by a president who might have Aids.” This after sending a tweet request to rich men who want to bed her, so she can afford to move into a new house.

Mr Loverman?

Apparently, Zuma “fell in love” after watching her being interviewed about her relationship with Osama Bin Laden. He contacted her asking to meet. She declined. Later, he somehow managed intercept naked pictures of her that were meant to end up in the pipe-smoking palms of her then presidential crush, Thabo Mbeki. After incessantly calling her, she changed her phone number, but the big G, Mzansi’s James Bond, managed to get hold of her on that number as well.

In a statement released on her website, Kola Boof says she believes that her story is being used as a political smear campaign against the president.

“There is nothing sexual and never has been between myself and Jacob Zuma – nor any of the other leaders that I am friends with, Prime Minister Netanyahu, Robert Mugabe to name the ones I’ve visited more than once… Those who have read my autobiography are well aware of the details of the “hostess jobs” I held in the mid-1990’s working for these men.”

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The South African response to her allegations has been impassioned and varied. While she claims that Mac Maharaj, (or “Maharaji” as Boof calls him), called her and insulted her; everyday South Africans have taken to the social media networks to air their views. A few scattered patriots felt the need to defend their president, saying that her claims are false, that their dear president, with his many wives, would never have any interest in her. Some called her a cheap whore and a prostitute, others lauded her courage and bravery, while many felt that her unsubstantiated claims were a desperate cry for attention.

Kola Boof has published, to mild success, an autobiography. No stranger to controversy, she’s been known to hold some pretty contentious views on interracial dating, mixed-raced persons, race and sexuality. As a child, she underwent vaginal infibulation and while an outspoken “womanist”, she has openly condemned the practice, she still boasts that her “pin-hole” vagina is the reason that she is able to attract such high-profile men.

Love a man in Uniform

It wasn't me

You must be joking?

*All images © WikiCommons.

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  1. ERRR says:

    Oh, okay.

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  2. Rigoberta says:

    I don’t know who Kola Boof is. This sounds like something better left to the tabloids.

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  3. buff says:

    With all the young poontang JZ gets in South Africa, why would he be interested in an amazon that looks like a dude?

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  4. Italian Stallion says:

    Kola Boof is so beautiful and intelligent. I can understand why so many men were taken by her when she was young. The article is wrong however. She is good friends with Netanyahu. He put her on his web site few years ago. Viva Kola!

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  5. Fu Maki says:

    Beautiful? Are we looking at the same person?!

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  6. Onan the ambidextrous says:

    What kind of shit is this? Did I hit my head at New Year and now it’s April 1? I’m not even going to bother to google this Kola bitch ….you think I’m some kind of brain damaged loser with fuck all else to do with my TIME? First you give me that Brandon asshole grovelling on the floor because he’s so embarrassed by his own feeble mediocrity. Then you hit me with Roger’s long stream of desiccated drivel ending in a two-day slanging match with some darkie who is spot on with his rant but insists on shoving his organ in my face. And now this! Fuck it, are you trying to give me menstrual cramps up my rectal passage or something?

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  7. Thixo says:

    I’d fuck and so would you,your father and your grandfather!

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  8. cnut says:

    Caster is better looking…

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  9. Thixo says:

    Well I’d fuck Caster too!

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  10. Tembe says:

    I just spent hours watching videos of Kola Boof. She is quite beautiful African woman. I was surprised after comments.

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Lindokuhle, where is this “infamous” South African documentary you refer to? It appears to be another false story, like her one about JZ. There doesn’t appear to be any evidence she’s ever set foot on the continent.

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  12. Woylema says:

    i saw the documentary so dont trash Lindokuhle. she knows her stuff and has no reason to be insulted by the whites on here talking trash in every direction. you think we are stupid when you say we look like men. you are the ones who are monkeys not us.

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  13. Roger Young says:


    I thought my drivel was quite undesiccated. Each to his own, I suppose.

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  14. Sarah says:

    sex, lies and videotape. this an interesting (if obviously crazy) lady, more so than this brief article lets on

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  15. Thixo says:

    She is not only a fine piece of ass but she has written books too.

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  16. Johannes says:

    Yes, where was this documentary shown?

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  17. Anon says:

    I dont think there even is such a documentary. The Amazon is looney tunes

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  18. Johannes says:

    Looking at what Boof has tweeted and what the SA press has reported, it seems there’s a pattern of Boof starting rumors and then attributing them to the press after the press have reported her claims. She’s the original source of the claim that a documentary about her had aired on SA TV, as far as I can tell. It’s notable that the writer of this “news” story included this apparently fake information and hasn’t responded to readers who’ve questioned it. This is a site that invites people to submit their own stories for publication, which begs the question: Who is “Lindokuhle Nkosi”?

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  19. Woylema says:

    I live in south Africa. I have seen the documentary. It was half hour long and not flattering for Boof. So what is Boof gaining? I don’t understand.

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  20. Eduardo says:

    You are incorrect Woyleema there was no documentary. Kola Boof was on the news programmes here she was on television but it was not a documentary. Perhaps @Johannes Kola Boof is like Madonna and Paris Hilton. Why is it a problem when black women employ the same publicity tactics as so many white ones? Last thing. Kola Boof was informed by tweeters from South Africa that she was on television not the other way around.

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  21. Anon says:

    There is no documentary. This woman has probably never been in South Africa, possibly never even been in Africa.
    She is a fantasist. At least Paris Hilton is pretty. This thing just looks like a butt-ugly Amazon. Even Zuma would be scared to shag it.

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  22. Johannes says:

    Here are two previous occasions when Boof made up stories about famous men lusting after her.

    American footballer Jamal Lewis

    Terrorist chief Osama Bin Laden

    Journalist Peter Bergen calls her a “pathological liar.”

    This Jacob Zuma story is just more of the same craziness. Next month it will be another random celebrity she happens to see on her nightly news.

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  23. Conspiracy says:

    Kola Boof mentioned being raped by a teacher, someone she trusted, as a girl, then running away from home. She was adopted by two African-American parents whom she claimed provided a good and loving upbringing for her. Yet, she failed to state that she confided and resorted to her adoptive parent’s love/shelter to see her through having been raped.

    Instead she ran a way and became a fixture in the underworld, the sex industry, in the Washington, DC area.

    Given the situation with her family, as she was rejected by her own flesh and blood just for being dark skinned, she was traumatized and confused. Her background and emotional state made her an ideal candidate to used at the disposal of the CIA. Her plight was engineered, conspired.

    She worked with U.S. intelligence to gather information about, and to help bring down, leaders in the Middle East and Africa. They sent a a seasoned seductress to get the job done. She carried out the initiative fueled by the emotional and psychological trauma. She imposed her blame on the people she helped bring down. She justified these actions exacted on people that had nothing to do with her.

    She’s so anti Arab, yet has Arab ancestry. She applies the concept of being black, not by the one drop rule, rather by how someone looks. she doesn’t acknowledge that imperialists uses people of all shades, mixed ancestored people of all shades, to carry out their initiatives.

    She won’t admit that they used her, a mixed raced dark skinned woman.

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  24. Conspiracy says:

    The CIA sent a hurt and sexually violated Black woman, who imposes her person gripes onto strangers, to manipulate and seduce male leaders in the Eastern world in order to collect information that would be used to dispose of them.

    She’s not a freedom fighter.

    She’s not pro black.

    She’s not pro African.

    She’s been a long confused, perverted, psychologically and emotionally traumatized narcissist.

    But, now the U.S.A. allows her to write books, because she not going to tell you what really went down. She’s a basket case a far as their concerned, which is why they’re taking her of the National Terrorist Watch List.

    And she’s bisexual.

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  25. Conspiracy says:

    The bitch has no higher education. However, she has been exposed to a lot of socialites which helps her put out the facade of being intelligent.

    Supposedly, she was a ‘model’, but there aren’t any pictures available to confirm that she was legitimate model. I doubt if she was sought after like someone such as Grace Jones.

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  26. Conspiracy says:

    She’s also a hedonist.

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  27. Conspiracy says:

    She is also a celebrity, pop culture, whore – which discredits the, supposed, platform she claims to speak from.
    She has no issue with light skinned, self noted mixed race, Beyonce claiming black identity, but attacks other light skinned blacks for claiming blackness.

    She never attacked Jay-Z for the misogyny and colorism biases against darker skinned black women in his work, but attacked underdog rapper Wale for doing the very same.

    She has no issue with Beyonce and her role in perpetuating white beauty ideals to black youth in her work, yet she attacke the underdog Nicki Minaj for doing the same.

    … as she congratulates Jay-Z and Beyonce and their new mixed race baby (African-American, Native-American and French).

    She’s inconsistent, and an elitist.

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  28. Conspiracy says:

    Her part Arab ass doesn’t even have kinky hair.

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  29. Conspiracy says:

    She’s a sodomized bitch, a prime weapon of mass destruction.

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  30. Conspiracy says:

    People infatuated with Kola Boof are perverted hedonist types.

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  31. Conspiracy says:

    “Johannes says:
    January 18, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Looking at what Boof has tweeted and what the SA press has reported, it seems there’s a pattern of Boof starting rumors and then attributing them to the press after the press have reported her claims. She’s the original source of the claim that a documentary about her had aired on SA TV, as far as I can tell. It’s notable that the writer of this “news” story included this apparently fake information and hasn’t responded to readers who’ve questioned it. This is a site that invites people to submit their own stories for publication, which begs the question: Who is “Lindokuhle Nkosi”?”


    that’s what she’s been trained to do.

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  32. Conspiracy says:

    she fucked, sucked, manipulated and self-exploited her way into good graces.

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  33. Conspiracy says:

    She’s nothing more than a new age, glamorized, prostitute whore – another Kim Kardashian and Karrine Steffans.

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  34. Conspiracy says:

    Deceived, manipulated and entrapped – they did it to her, she’ll do it to anyone else.

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  35. Anon says:

    By talking about the fat ugly bitch we are actually helping it boost itself…

    Best way to treat this pathological liar is to ignore it

    I say it as I doubt it is a woman. looks more like a cheap Chinese sex change gone wrong

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  36. Mary says:

    Hello Anon. That is hilarious funny. I saw Kola Boof on television here in South Africa and it was twice two weeks ago. She was indeed on the news.

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  37. Anon says:

    Mary stop talking kak. What channel?

    Ek dink jy praat suiwer kak – net soos Kola. Julle is siek

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  38. Johannes says:

    Video or it didn’t happen.

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  39. anonimuous says:

    Ignorance is bliss!

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  40. nluvr2@hotmail.com says:

    when i see a nigger as beautiful as her, i want to eat her feces!

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  41. salmon says:

    Kola Boof is a big liar Only duplicated many stories to get a chance in USA.

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  42. khalid says:

    She’s a pathological liar and a sociopath. I don’t see how anyone with a brain could believe even one thing out of her mouth.

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