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A is for Ageing

by Dylan Muhlenberg / 25.11.2009

Friday night made me feel old. It was the first night that my soul mate and I had even wanted to go out since saying “I do”, and only because it was her brother Dario’s party. Still, even though the guest list was four pages long and guy only has one sister in the whole wide world, my wife wasn’t on the list. So I left her to deal with the 12-year old door lady and went to go get drinks. The astore crew was working the bar and clearly this type of work was too much for the graft-shy hipsters. The corners of their mouths were pulled downwards and their soft delicate hands were palsied by the unfamiliar coinage; their store only selling wares that require panoramic piles of paper money. My brother-in-law was very busy ignoring me, counting out small change like a tin shaking, traffic light golem, so I grabbed him by the arm and shook him like a gypped slot machine until he spilled change all over the countertop.

	you know it's a kiddie jorl when there's hokey-pokey happening in the carpark

you know it's a kiddie jorl when there's hokey-pokey happening in the carpark

“Hello brother,” I said, sticking out my hand towards him. He took it like a soiled nappy and instead of a “How you?” he asked me what I was drinking. So I told him, and when he returned I gave him a hundred rand note for each of the Black Labels that I’d ordered and a third hundred rand note for the Vodka Red Bull, telling him that I wanted separate change from each note. He rolled his eyes, which only made him look more like a shark, so I positioned myself on the balls of my feet and readied myself to counter attack. However, after being on his knees for so long he’s forgotten what it means to stand up. He gave me my change and I thrust it into my pockets, without leaving a tip, and then accused him of short-changing me. Dario pulled a fist full of change out of the tip jar and poured the coins into my cupped hands.
“Just go now,” he whinged. “Leave me alone.”
“So long, shiteyes,” I shouted over my shoulder, telling him that I’d be back and that he’d be sorry for ever having a sister. “We are family now. Till death do us part.”

By the 20 Movember these babies had only cultivated this pitiful peach fuzz

By the 20 Movember these babies had only cultivated this pitiful peach fuzz

After witnessing my rapport with Dario, Ace from Vice magazine decided to imitate my penny-pinching, seeing as his sidekick – that Fong-Kong knockoff doppelganger, Dylan Cool Train – had the night off from being a cheap imitation of me. And despite having no relation to the effeminate barman Ace screamed indignantly about being shortchanged while his substitute partner in crime – a large Cape-Spanish brute dressed in maternity sized hip hop gear and perspiring an ugly malevolence – squirreled away warm beers into his oversized ¾ length jeans.

Hi Julle

Hi Julle

Unfortunately for them freelance bartender Sean-O had noticed this, and being the type of guy who goes knocking on doors in Gimpy Street on a Sunday night after his MacBook Pro has been stolen, eventually going home with a Dell, this aggression was never going to stand. They were arguing and doing the argy-bargy and despite my brother-in-law having the decorum of an open sore, I decided to help him out nonetheless. Because that is what family does. The scumbags were in a huff at being the object of suspicion and before the scene could get any uglier I shooed them away into Paul van der Spuy’s biker bar next door, telling them to stop being such cunts.

Which is when the Cape-Spaniard grabbed me around the testicles and I had to quickly signal for tequila and beer chasers to appease him. It was funny though, because even with the hand around my crotch this bar was a definite improvement to the kindergarten next door. Sadly I could not soak up the atmosphere for too long as I  was forced to leave for the bathroom where I could rearrange my privates, which had been mashed by the brute’s calloused brown hand. Enroute I saw Catwalk Trash graunching that blonde model who steals everyone else’s boyfriend, which straightened me out straight away. The blood filling my cock drained my brain of oxygen and I immediately started defending her to the rabble of naysayers huddled on the sidelines, who were accusing her of lip-synching and being all style and no substance. “How very, very dare you!” I said. “You’re all taking fucking liberties. Catwalk Trash is a genuine musician and she writes all the music herself and she’s got more talent in…” I can’t actually remember what else I was saying, just that I was saying it loud enough in the hopes that she’d hear me.

sure this barsexual box-blocked a whole lot of guys, but all it accomplished was a severe case of blue-walls

sure this barsexual box-blocked a whole lot of guys, but all it accomplished was a severe case of blue-walls

I quickly went back inside to look for my wife in the hopes of getting her to taste some Catwalk Trash after the blonde had finished with her, but the sweaty-palmed we-are-awesome photographers were hyuck-hyucking around her so instead I demanded that they take a picture of the two of us. They got all embarrassed for me, acting as skittish as dogs at Guy Fawkes, because I wasn’t adhering to the usual proto-cool: stand around emitting vibe long enough for your pose to get flashed in the we-are-awesome famebulb. I refused to employ any sort of subtlety with these geeky-charasmatic-christian-A-students and told them to just shoot my picture and shoot it good. Sure I’m not a Lebanese girl with a pair of scissors tattooed to my head and I’m not a bearded sitar player who only wears clothes that previously belonged to the dead and I’m not the drunk-as-fuck mother of two doing a type of rain-dance where instead of rain caseworkers come and take your kids away…  but despite all these shortcomings I am most definitely awesome enough to be on we-are-awesome, thankyouverymuch. Jack Parow would’ve agreed with me.

So it’s funny how music made me feel young again: Sunday afternoon watching Johnny Clegg play at the Kirstenbosch Gardens where folks carried picnic baskets and small children instead of their intoxicated friends and illicit drugs. My wife and my friend and I immediately started mocking the old people and their calloused old gnarled bare feet and their crocs and their fat arses bulging out of their mom jeans and their bald spots and their potato salads and their cry-baby children and then a woman behind us shushed us.
“Excuse me,” she said, “but you’ve been talking since the concert started and we were just wondering if you’d give it a break for a while so that we can enjoy the music.”

It was exactly what we needed.

Images © and courtesy We-Are-Awesome
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RESPONSES (90)
  1. top pic caption says:

    ‘I proclaim that revival will break out Dear Lord, we need Your healing Jesus, and restoration God, and Jesus touch these people’s hearts Lord, and help us, your Soldiers, on entering Spiritual Warfare, bless us with the gifts of the Holy Spirit Father…’

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  2. Andy says:

    Ja sorry, it didn’t fit

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  3. top pic caption says:

    whatcha talking about? I think it fits perfectly: all those kids, slain in the spirit, talking in tongues, raising their hands in exaltation…

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  4. Andy says:

    It looked weird on the opening pic –

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  5. dead says:

    your fucking dead, dylan.

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  6. leaves says:

    Dylan’s fucking dead what?

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  7. danni d says:

    Dylan is back from the fucking dead. Zombie-styles. Flesh falling off. Meat on his mind.

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  8. jack parow says:

    Ek is op Thunda, langs n lukka cherrie.
    Julle is op we-are-awesome met Andrew Berry.

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  9. Doctor L. says:

    @jack parow

    Classiek!

    I think.

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  10. jack parow says:

    Julle dink dat julle is koel omdat jy is op we-are-awesome
    Ek weet ek is koel waneer ek ry barbra, daardie dronk chic en jou ma in n foursome

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  11. Sindy-Lou says:

    Ha ha, I bet dead=Dario

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  12. ouma says:

    He heee… what a great article! Pics are even ‘more-awesome’. SIES!

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  13. Ace says:

    I say we have a DylanGQ vs. DylanVICE – all bets are now open.

    I’ll bring my Cape Flats Spic friend wif to moderate. Gotta have gangsters in your gang, otherwise you dont have no Real gang.

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  14. Andy says:

    I got 500 riding on DylanGQ

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  15. Claire says:

    Nice to hear someone take the piss out of Captetonian scenesters for a change. More of that please!

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  16. Ace says:

    What will they compete at and for? my Dylan says he’ll take Muhlenburger down like the little bitch he is!

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  17. Betina says:

    Well said Dylan.

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  18. Sarah Claire says:

    Claire —- hell yeah!

    all the tonto CCKs – cool cape town kids – are on Ace’s team.

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  19. Sarah Claire says:

    “stand around emitting vibe long enough for your pose to get flashed in the we-are-awesome famebulb” —-> hahahahhahahahaha NICE

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  20. MJG says:

    Ummm

    VICE died at least 4 yrs ago. Commercial sell-out shit now!!!

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  21. Dylan Muhlenberg says:

    ACE – Not only are you responsible for this limp rag, that even at the most dire times of desperation (strictly speaking no more than a franchise any moffie KFC Sunday boy would be ashamed to run) wouldn’t grace my holy orifice, but you own up to it?

    Wonder why there were no pictures of you here? Maybe you should take some style notes from your dreary pages filled with fashion for pretentious pricks. Or a toupee?
    For geeky loosers like you – there is good reason why abortion is legal.
    Sadly way back when, like a slippery fish from a slutty birds bush you must have somehow missed the hook! Don’t worry, ill put you out of your putrid misery soon.

    And for the rest of you.. A warning. The problem with these lesbian shtupping sluts is that they’re loose, dirty, riddled with disease, drier than Ghandi’s slop and not the type of woman you’d like to make a baby with. So all you Catwalk trash fans beware, there is alot more you can catch than a free CD. But if you are inclined for a bit of hymen stretching and grizzly sharing, this can apparently this can be arranged by her ‘manager’ (rumor has it, only if he can join in of course). And for a limited time only, this pretty pair come free with the whole gang of legging wearing, zitt infested, evol hermaphrodites too! Bookings now being taken online at – http://catwalktrash.com/

    *disclaimer, heterosexual encounters are not covered by this promotion.

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  22. Dirk says:

    Hahaha!

    Nice article..you really know how to slag people off. A bit harsh on Catwalktrash though – if I were her i’d probably hire someone to kill you.

    And just FYI – ‘Movember’ only started on the 18th for me, hence the ‘pitiful peach fuzz’.

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  23. Sasha says:

    Shame you guys..stop being so harsh on Dylan.
    We all know he is a shit writer but this is his bread and butter and he has a kid and wife to support.

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  24. ag shame. says:

    ag shame. lol.

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  25. dan frankels says:

    “Nice to hear someone take the piss out of Captetonian scenesters for a change. More of that please!” – claire

    If you think that is a change then you have serious ground to cover. Nice on revealling your naiveity though.

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  26. John O'Reilly says:

    after being turned down by Vice magazine and several others, dylan muhlenburg became a “emo kid” as depression takes tall he realizes that he will be stuck with GQ magazine for the rest of his life. Will that be enough to support his love child and his new wife? you may ask.. probably not. Riddled with anger, jealousy and gerontophobia he decided to ”write us a river”.

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  27. lame says:

    I think Dylan should throw a GQ party and show us how the cock is meant to be rocked.

    Then let’s write up our very own critique of how it failed in every regard.

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  28. dylan says:

    Re: that Dylan Muhlenberg message, it’s a fake. the imposter was very clever to borrow some of my sentences and yes it has a certain rhythm, but it’s not mine.

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  29. Andy says:

    Yes i can confirm that, totally different IPs. Think that’s what’s called a FLAME

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  30. d is for dead says:

    word on the street is dylans left town, running scared like the little puss he really is.
    and now he’s claiming impostors are writing this. why dont you just delete it then you lying coward? its your blog after all. i smell fear with a capital F.

    keep up with your lye’s and hollow words. but mark mine, your days are numbered.

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  31. Andy says:

    Uh 3 things… 1) this is my magazine. It’s not a blog, and Dylan doesn’t have access to the admin system. 2) We don’t delete any posts unless they’re spam or hate speech. 3) ‘Lie’ is an easy word to spell.

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  32. Ace says:

    To the Muhlenberg fake:
    Firstly my limp rag is stiffer than most, you must actually read it not just look at the pictures okay. Dont worry about my bald head – i got over it long time ago – i think a toupe will be fun, please buy me one for christmas.
    You also seem to have been wearing your moms g-string when you wrote this with your sack pinching, just take it off and sit naked in front of the computer like a real death nerd. You also seem little sexually frustrated because the hot chicks in the Catwalk trash gang wont shag you. I know rejection dont feel that nice but you need to work through these issues buddy. And dont take fashion so seriously – dont really want to give you a speach on what / who / how to do things but you need to get laid (you might have to pay someone though)
    All my love … and hate
    ace

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  33. NYC says:

    This is the worst blog i have ever seen in my life!!! And i see that someone is calling it a magazine.SA have a few things to learn.
    The only thing on here that i found interesting was that band called Catwalktrash..saw the myspace. she is unbelievable !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. GrahamB says:

    Ouch. i smell a bit of a loser complex coming on with regards to getting old…
    You do know that slating everyone won’t make it go away right? It’s bound to happen.
    Best you let the youngens be youngens, chances are you were also quite a mullet when the best of your party years still graced you? Bet some chip-shouldered angry man didn’t write about you though?
    Fair enough, you are entitled to your opinion, i might even share it on certain points, but for god’s sake, if you’re going to write something, write about something that actually has some worth, rather than taking part in a pissing contest you’re evidently too old for.
    You have moved a step up, clearly, so stick to being a loud in-betweener at kirstenbosch and let the target market you’re tuning have a little fun, it’s their turn now.
    Awesome parties are no longer for you, and that’s ok.
    It happens to everyone, such is life.
    Imagine if you had spent the energy you used to write this article on something positive…
    Maybe your wife, maybe your kid, maybe a piece of writing that made someone smile?
    C’mon dude, seriously? At least for the sake of your family, leave the pessimism to those who don’t actually have much to be thankful for.

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  35. GrahamB says:

    …And whether or not this is Dylan Muhlenburg or Dylan Pumpkinfritter i do not really care.
    My message goes out to the grinchy writer.

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  36. chatting says:

    Dylan- you write like a sick pedophile stuck in prison. – go away

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  37. Lolzies says:

    Lolzies

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  38. MET EISH says:

    WOWZER THAT WAS AWESOME…D IS FOR DEAD..SHUT UR MOUTH!! ..YOU CLEARLY THINK YOUR TOUGH..I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A WARM ONE ON THE EAR!!

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  39. Lauren says:

    Brilliant. I was entertained from beginning to end. I wish I was slagged off in this review, unfortunately I was at home knitting..and that’s not even a joke…

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  40. Howl says:

    Cool doesn’t pay the bills bros, and eventually the pretty girls marry rich guys. Just saying…

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  41. Bruno says:

    Awesome. The replies are almost a carbon copy of the 8 bit city backlash. rabid scenester fury. more plse.

    award for most pathetic attempt at guerilla promotion goes to:

    NYC says:
    November 30, 2009 at 10:00 am

    This is the worst blog i have ever seen in my life!!! And i see that someone is calling it a magazine.SA have a few things to learn.
    The only thing on here that i found interesting was that band called Catwalktrash..saw the myspace. she is unbelievable !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. Chelle says:

    Dyl your balls may be ageing but at least you have some,
    last blog I read saying what we all think was . . . A is for . . . ANONYMOUS
    Oh and PS – D is for Dead how about G is for GROW UP ! ! !

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  43. The Last Word says:

    zzzzz.

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  44. a is for anonymous says:

    dylan muhlenberg, even the fake one, is who I have the money on.

    Make all the middle aged, ball shrivelling remarks you want. But the fact is, is at least GQ speaks for its market, and is run by worthy, authentic representatives therof. You can bet your balls, young or old, waxed or jungle-styles, that GQ readers would have a grand old fuck of a time at a GQ party. What, with all the perky titted schmodels and free champagne. At least GQ, and Dylan Muhlenberg, do the GQ brand justice. Which is more than I can say for Old Uys Swart (who, may I add, is a sad cariacature of that guy from mythbusters) and co, who are little more than fraudulent wannabes, tryna-be-awesome, to the embarassment of themselves and Vice at large. If only they knew how, in this “scene” whose ass they run around kissing, what laughing stocks they really were. And as for their “tres cool hipster events”. Le Vom vom. Throwing shoes out from a stage? RIding the long street village DJ bicyle? Letting tween christians take the piccies? Rest In Pieces, popular-kid culture.

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  45. cevron says:

    this farticle makes me want to pick up my poisoned pen again. keep an eye out, bitches.

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  46. MET EISH says:

    im loving this..more please more..Dyl my money is on you 100%…

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  47. Ian says:

    Being offended is the new neon.

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  48. Dylan Muhlenberg says:

    just read my article again, and realized what a cunt i’ve been! guess i just wanted to get some personal shit off my chest and used the article as an excuse to attack everyone. sorry!

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  49. VICE / N.Y says:

    Lame article! Why would anyone recommend we read this whining fit of pique. seems like this Dylans just pissed at being old and stuck. No job offers here!

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  50. Jesus H. Christ says:

    When you see one pair of footprints in the sand, it is not because I have abandoned you, but because I’m carrying you.

    (you see how easy that is)

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  51. Johnny Clegg says:

    Hey Dylan! Sorry didn’t catch you after the concert… maybe next time old timer!

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  52. Johnny Clegg says:

    Hey Dylan! 🙂 sorry i didn’t see you after the concert on sunday afternoon.
    Maybe next time old timer!

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  53. Johnny Clegg says:

    oops… posted that twice, this internet thing is complicated!

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  54. MET EISH says:

    VICE/NY
    SHAME DID UYS COME CRYING TO DADDY…WHY DONT U GO JUMP IN THE HUDSON YOU DOUCHE..

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  55. MET EISH says:

    VICE / NY…
    Shame did Uys come running to Daddy..fagot!!! as for Mr vice/NY FUCK OFF ..and jump in the Hudson you MUPPET..There is no space for your comments here. so leg it..Uys your a wet paper bag!!

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  56. SatanJesus says:

    MET EISH

    Keep crafting that insult moron!

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  57. VICE/NY says:

    meteish

    so what am i? a faggot, douche or a muppet? i know which one you’d like me to be…
    who are you anyway, the national guard? kiss my ass!

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  58. MET EISH says:

    vice/ny
    Yip pretty much all of the above..and yes i am the national guard, so i guess u better kiss my ass!!

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  59. Dougi says:

    Yes Cevron, take that pen, and stick it up your ass….

    I think Dylan Muhlenberg is genius and Catwalktrash is fit and fun to watch.
    And there’s even hope for Ace. I mean in a few years time he’ll probably be able to get a testicle transplant.

    My problem is with NYC. The only thing that grinds me more than an over-opinionated-loud-mouth-American, is someone who studied there for a year or something and now speaks with an accent. Anyone who has traveled a little, and knows more than what they read on blogs, will be able to tell you that the New York scene is NOT all that its cut out to be. In fact its kinda lame. Just like you. You’d do better calling yourself BOSTON you fucking moron. And if you hate the blog so much get the fuck off it Einstein, and don’t contaminate it further with your half-formed-wanna-be personality.

    just a thought

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  60. VICE/NY says:

    MET EISH

    no. i said it first. you kiss my ass rather… but first lick my no mans land cause it filthy for you!

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  61. MET EISH says:

    VICE/NY
    HAHAHAHA..your a proper twat..”no i said it first” ..your starting to sound like a little brat.. get fucked you silly piece of CUNT PHLEM…your stupid magazine isn’t wanted here anyway..its proper toilet literature!!! So on your bike YOU American TWAT!!!

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  62. Andy says:

    OK simmer down you two… Vice NY and Met Eish – we happy to have you guys on our humble little “blog”. That’s all. Back at each other’s throats

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  63. Oh says:

    All the above makes me want to not go back to cape town

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  64. MET EISH says:

    Andy
    No worries
    EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER EVENING..IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.

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  65. CapeTown get a fucking life says:

    Enough with the negative pretentiuos bullshit.
    I’m so sick of everyones shit, hanging out with my gran is more entertaining than this crap.

    Write your stories, take your photos, draw your fucking pictures and carry on with your own lives.

    ‘ VICE / N.Y says:
    December 1, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Lame article! Why would anyone recommend we read this whining fit of pique. seems like this Dylans just pissed at being old and stuck. No job offers here!’

    Thanks for making an ass of us Dylan.

    Simplest solution to your depression dear – shag more.

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  66. Classy says:

    ” The astore crew was working the bar and clearly this type of work was too much for the graft-shy hipsters. The corners of their mouths were pulled downwards and their soft delicate hands were palsied by the unfamiliar coinage; their store only selling wares that require panoramic piles of paper money”

    Thats fucken brilliant. Dylan – your writing is class mate! Keep it up!

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  67. Classy says:

    Oh and…..Ace Swart is a knob!

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  68. a is for anonymous says:

    fok, ekkissie most hipster ou op hierdie blog

    ek wil n brannas drink
    met uys ja, met uys.

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  69. Jack Parow says:

    hahaha,dylan,kak funny,ouens,youre all getting a bit crazy here huh,first I would like to say,i did not write any previous comments on this post,read it now for the first time,so its wasnt me(sorry barbara,eks lief vir jou),next,I completely agree with you dylan,the fokkin world tries to be way to cool al the fokkin time,It pisses the kak out of me,but I have discussed this with you after 15 brandy’s so you know how I feel,I love your fokkin writing because its honest and you say exactly what you mean,even if i like the guys from vice,im not gonna start tuning you kak…partly because i shmaak you n fok load and partly because you can say whatever the fuck you want,people tune im a poes all the fokken time,without knowing me or really even listing to my music,but i think its funny,I knew not everyone is gonna like my stuff,and the word poes is way to hard for alot of people (for example the girl who tuned me Im a loser and i make music for dumb people that think the word poes is shocking and funny,all this while she is standing at oppikoppi with 10 000 drunk people kotzing and smoking all around her and barely visible in the dust and beating sun with a baby under her arm…please alert child services aswell).So ja,I love you all and stay fokkin cool.

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  70. LoveBug says:

    OMG. You got Johhny Clegg to write to you! fantastic review of the party, i had so much fun there, it was awesome. GUYS! throw another one! PLEASE!
    D, i don’t know what you’re talking about most of the time because you’re so smart and i think you should write a NOVEL.
    mwah, xx your biggest fan!

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  71. Don the Job says:

    HA HA HA HA!

    THIS is for awesome

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  72. craziest-of-all-the-crayfish says:

    D’s triceps aren’t that big from punching a bag in harrington street, its from pot stirring.
    Its what he does.
    Plus, the world would be a poes boring place without controversy.

    I stood on the rim of the city bowl, looked down and saw this:

    Its like a glorified campus at the University of Cool. You can’t even pop down to the checkers with out bumping into at least one of this breed.
    One cool kid is always trying his/her damndest to out cool the next with fancy hairdos, skinny clothes and spontaneous tatoo work.

    I don’t know whos toes are sore from being stepped on but what I do know is that I do suffer from chronic ADHD and I’m only able to comprehend writings that have body.

    Hell of a good story Mule.

    I don’t really consider D a man of virtue but his writing is both brilliant and fucking entertaining.

    Normally, I tend to disagree with him just because….

    I was there that night and witnessed all of this first hand.

    the truth hurts and the fickle will bleed for a bit

    put a plaster on it.

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  73. SatanJesus says:

    Jack Parow

    “I completely agree with you dylan,the fokkin world tries to be way to cool al the fokkin time,It pisses the kak out of me,but I have discussed this with you after 15 brandy’s so you know how I feel about you bru,I love your fokkin writing… and your cute face and how you fokkin look when you back lit, and when you walk slow, you fokkin awesome dylan, i just just can’t fokkin believe it fokkin hell. umm?”

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  74. SatanJesus says:

    fokkin!

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  75. EatenByMoths says:

    LoveBug says:

    D, i don’t know what you’re talking about most of the time because you’re so smart and i think you should write a NOVEL. mwah, xx your biggest fan!

    Ya well, I just read Dylan’s first NOVEL, and fell asleep listening to him whine about his brother in law for 50 pages… Boring!

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  76. Classy says:

    Hipsters are just an evolution of the Emo (they got stuck into moms St Johns Wort). Skinnies and hairdos, its not cool, you just look like a dick!

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  77. Lost the plot says:

    Huh ?? this is confusing lame bs, whos whos and boohoos

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  78. TheBishop says:

    Your POOR Wife!!!!

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  79. The proof of the pudding is in the eating says:

    I think the kiff to kak ratio speaks for itself.

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  80. Jack Parow says:

    hahaha,welldone SatanJesus,couldnt have said it better myself,hahaha

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  81. kotzwagon says:

    Cool story, bro.

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  82. Anonymous says:

    If you can’t control your bowel movements old man, stay at home and write about the neighbours…

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  83. eish says:

    this is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissing_contest

    get life, have life, shave off stupid moustache, die.

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  84. DYLAN MUHLENBERG FOR PRESIDENT says:

    I just wanna say Dylan M – YOU RULE!!! You write like a motha fucka! Vice Mag is KAK – they’re like a designer tabloid fro people with no brains!!! SUPER SHIT. your writing is insane! they’d be so lucky to have you

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  85. DYLAN MUHLENBERG FOR PRESIDENT says:

    wow – capetonians really take themselves seriously. can’t laugh at themselves.. shame

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  86. Ivan Ayliffe says:

    WWWhatever – we used to throw parties in the Bin. 🙂

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  87. The Spanish says:

    internet fights – cutes

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  88. yellowfellow says:

    a is for apartheid!
    v(ice) is for vendetta!

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  89. […] them wankers on your Mahala article slagging u for slagging them is even funnier than some douche honestly thinking ppl will be believe […]

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  90. […] diggidy dawg. How can you be so cool and yet so friendly? You don’t match the CTCKs that Dylan Muhlenberg hates so much. When i first met you and found out you were from Hout Bay, I was perplexed. That’s very, […]

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