A Gang of Gatherationsby Don Pinnock / 27.02.2014
It began, evidently, long ago and with animal poo. Gentlemen hunters in 14th-Century France needed to identify the droppings of their prey in terms not considered coarse. The invention of new words caught their fancy and extended to what was termed ‛gatherations’ of both humans and animals.
Early that century a book called L’Art de Venerie by a huntsman, Guillaume Twici, listed three types of droppings and three terms for animal clusters. One Gaston Phoebus extended this to seven in a hunter’s guide named The Master Game. By the time the name game reached Britain as a pamphlet by a Mr Egerton in 1452 there were 70 gatherations. The Book of St Albans – written by Dame Juliana Berners in 1486 to instruct ‘gentill menn and honest persons in the arts necessary to an English gentill mann’ – pushed the number to 165.
A superfluity of nuns
The Venerie also threw in suggestions for human ‘nouns of assembly’ such as a blast of hunters, a subtlety of sergeants and a superfluity of nuns. The Book of St Albans added a clutch more, such as a Doctryne of doctoris, a Sentence of juges, a Fightyng of beggers, a Melody of harpers, a Gagle of women and a Disworship of Scottis. Saint Albans is, amazingly, still in print.
It’s hard to imagine that these collective nouns were important as scientific or practical communication. Rather, they marked the erudition of a gentleman who could be judged by his ‘kennings’, the ability to use humorous and courtly language. Often the ‘assemblies’ made better alliteration than good sense.
A cackle of hyenas
‘Gatherations’ were given a boost through Britain’s increasing exploration and conquest of previously ‘unknown’ parts of the world. Africa’s extraordinary creatures were simply made for the job. The accounts of explorers – travel writers all – became best sellers to a public hungry for fabulous tales of strange places and exotic creatures. The writers of these tales, many of whom made their income from the sale of exploration diaries, competed to describe unimagined wonders in ever-more elaborate language. In this atmosphere, nouns of assembly flourished like weeds.
The advent of the internet has given the ponder of gatherators new life and there are websites where people are invited to submit new collective nouns. It leads to arguments, showmanship and plenty of chuckles.
A pandemonium of parrots
This has taken the sport beyond hunted creatures to ourselves and given us many new-look venerie such as a tedium of golfers, a pity of prisoners, a fidget of altar boys, a giggle of girls, a ponder of philosophers, a flunk of students, a gossip of relatives and one I particularly like, a hug of teddy bears.