KIF or KAK

Batman and Robin Sneaks

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
KIF. This is the only way you can dress up as Batman’s biatch and still maintain your high levels of street cred. ...read more


KAK Driver.

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
KAK. Either they’re advertising what a bad driver they are, which is actually quite KIF, or they’re admitting to being KAK for driving a huge gas guzzling SUV in the city. Either way, putting it on your number plate doesn’t make it better. ...read more


Sea Monkeys

Friday, August 27th, 2010
KIF. Here’s a spot of nostalgia for you. Collecting and growing micro-larvae as pets was a particularly South African prep school fad back in the 80s. ...read more


Dodge Diner

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
KAK. Where I come from “dodge” refers to something fundamentally sketchy, dishonest, unreliable and of a low quality. I don’t think of American muscle cars. I think of filthy kitchens serving horse burgers bristling with pubic hair. Just sayin’. ...read more


Poetry Reading, Bike Riding Hipster Douche Bags

Monday, August 23rd, 2010
Kak. He’s got a one speed. He’s on an eco-author tour. He has stonewashed skinny jeans and a fucking chest tattoo! Do you still want us to lay off hipsters? ...read more


Rasta Naks

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
KAK. I don’t suppose the producers of Rasta Nax are aware that the stereotypical Rasta is “supposed” to be represented with a big fat joint in his hand ...read more


Getting Along

Monday, August 16th, 2010
KIF. Peace, love, friendship. Everyone just getting along. KAK. Ruining the vibe by messing up the complicated “bro” hand shake. ...read more


Rainbow in the Toilet

Friday, August 13th, 2010
KAK. This poster adorns the wall of the departure hall at the newly refurbished Cape Town International Airport and while we know it is meant to represent the rainbow shining forth from the stadium, we can’t help thinking that it looks like it’s getting flushed down the toilet… ...read more


Drink don’t Cry

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010
KAK. Our national pastime. Suppressing your emotions under a tidal wave of booze. Stay beautiful South Africa! ...read more


Protection of Information Bill

Monday, August 9th, 2010
Kak. The Protection of Information Bill is the biggest threat to a democratic, free and transparent South Africa since the arrival of democracy. ...read more