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by Mahala High Five Brigade / 07.12.2012
I will drink 10 Litres of banana flavoured Super M with Carl Cox, both of us in tangas

We know you’re tired of us begging you to send Montle Moorosi to Ibiza. So this is the last thing we’re going to say about it. If by some miracle we manage to motivate you to click on this link and vote for Mahala, Montle and Thando. Montle will do the following 5 things!

Convince Seth from 2 Oceans Vibe to make out with Skrillex coz he thinks its Natalie Roos from Tails of a Mermaid.

Eat paella and top soil with Tiesto while dressed in our tangas

Send Texx and the City pics of my tanga while she sits in her hotel room thinking of her dead cat

Go to a strangers house and demand to see Christian Ronaldo and then take a giant shit in a sombrero that looks like him

Do the right thing, or don’t.

*Illustrations © Alastair Laird.

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